Manali

On February 21, 2011, in Accommodation, Exploring, Himalaya, India, Manali, Mountains, Travelling, Vashisht, by Karl Hartland

Manali 23rd -  28th Nov 2010

I have a secret. I get terribly travel sick.

You’d think that someone who spent their first 5 years with his Merchant Navy parents shuttling back and forth over the North Sea from Hull or Medway to Zeebrugge would have no such problem but the truth is that I spent much of that time whacked out on mal-de-mer tablets and even now I feel terminally crook if I so much as read one sentence of text while in a moving vehicle. Unless I’m driving.

I even spewed ribena all over my middle school headmaster’s shiny 80s suit while on a coach trip to an Eisteddfod.

Now know this – the only way from Shimla to Manali is via coach, through some of the highest passes in the world. Himalayan roads are also not the most maintained in the world…add to that the fact that many Indian drivers of public or hired transport are maniacs.

The coach itself was OK as coaches go but I’m a fan of none of them. The only way I could get through it was by tensing my stomach muscles and holding my belly the entire way.

Luckily, the driver’s death wish led to the nearside front brake drum melting and fusing on a pass, so we had to stop while we waited for that to cool down. Only then could a mechanic smash the melted parts from the axle and replace the whole thing.

For all my discomfort, the views across the peaks and passes as we went through them was awesome. There are some very strange plants living up there.

After one last stop for a puncture we finally arrived in Manali, but we were delayed for 2 hours by a wedding party who had parked all over the road outside the venue. They finally cleared off and the 5 mile tailback could shuffle into New Manali.

We got a rickshaw to the hotel and booked in with the surly young cur behind the desk. Arriving late at night is always a risk in India because you more or less have to take what you can or what you have booked.

The Mount View (completely lacking any such thing) was, without doubt, the most shocking digs we stayed in in India. Our room stank of old booze (no doubt from the countless young Indians who had stayed in it and teemed in the other rooms), the floor was bizarrely peppered with spent matches, the carpet was damp and new medical drugs could no doubt have been found in the flora dominating the bathroom walls.

The TV power lead was simply bare wires which we were expected to poke into the socket.

Lucy, because of the stress of the journey and the wait, had a killer migraine so I went out into the town alone for a bite to eat and a beer while she slept.

This was uneventful really but I did come across a few spectacular drunks in the main mall, lying prostrate in the road and periodically swigging bottles of brandy. I had been promised by The Book that Manali was a haven of peace and quiet and beauty. Added to that, The Book informed us that Old Manali, just up the hill, would be almost entirely shut down at this time of year.

Needless to say, our first waking thoughts the next day were to check this situation out.

Getting on the phone, we initially found that yes indeed, many of the featured digs had shut for the winter but we finally found the Dragon Guesthouse was open and ready for us and jumped into a rickshaw. Get the hell out of dodge.

Old Manali is a great mix of the old and new. The Dragon, for example, used to be a skuzzy bit of Backpackistan but is now a fully kitted out bit of loveliness. Old, old shops, nestle together with state of the art lodgings and those that have yet to renovate. Up the hill to the end of the village lie truly traditional village houses with haystacks and cows tucked into the eaves and lower levels. Genuine villagers tromp up and down the hill with baskets of feather tinder and logs, fully kitted out in traditional dress.

These lovely people mix wonderfully with the Western ashram owners and broken-down old hippies who stay more or less all year. Our only regret was to get there a bit late in the year – it was almost completely empty.

It’s peaceful and the views are breathtaking up there.

We explored the woods between Old and New Manali, we trotted up to the top of the village to see the tiny shrine used by the locals and sat up there watching the sunset reflected by the snowy winter peaks many evenings.

We also trotted across the valley to the neighbouring village of Vashisht to see the hot spring which compliments a temple there. We were accompanied all of the way (a good 3 mile walk at least) by a dog we simply said hello to. It even waited for us outside a café we stopped in until someone else offered him something to eat.

Dogs abound up here and, even though many of them are missing ears or limbs, they are all super-friendly and chuffed to bits to interact with anyone.

Vashisht was much busier than Manali but that meant touts, ‘sadus’ and hassle that we didn’t get over the valley…

We had got there too late in the year and there wasn’t much to do but we did relax a great deal and saw some pretty temples. Relaxing after the plains cities and the coach journey was the main feature of this stop.

After a while it actually became forced as we realised we were more or less stuck. The big shut-down had begun and we couldn’t get out by public transport. We had to wait until a private Jeep was available to take us on to our next stop and we teamed up with a couple of likely ladies we had befriended; Gill and Val.

We decided to go all the way, as a team, to McCloud Ganj.

We were heading to the centre of the Buddhist universe in India…

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Delhi Take 1

On January 3, 2011, in Accommodation, Delhi, Exploring, India, by Karl Hartland

5th-9th Nov 2010

Even as the train rolled in I was certain that I would not like Delhi.

Already having decided that it wasn’t a place to linger long, due to the need to get into the mountains as soon as possible, our stay wasn’t going to be extensive anyway. I should have had more grace perhaps but you never know when you’re going to pop do you?

Perhaps it was connected to the excruciatingly long approach the train from Jodhpur takes to get through all the suburbs, slums and tarpaulin hamlets on the sidings, early in the morning. Through the live ablution shows, the rats and the shit in slow motion.

Having arrived, we got to the station entrance and swam through the taxi touts towards the pre-paid taxi booth. I received a sneer and no change but our vulnerability was now legitimised and the drivers now upped their game in getting us in their particular vehicle.

The rickshaw we were led to already had an incumbent, on his way to the office. All of us and our bags were so tightly packed that when we did the “what’s your good name/how long have you been in India?” routine we did so showing each other the far whites of our eyes, unable to move our heads. A pit-stop for chewing tobacco was made but we were soon outside our hotel, fending off demands for more money over the pre-paid ticket price.

Steered by the Book we headed for the Amax, a little way away from the main backpacking area Paharganj. Our room seemed OK in the state we were in (first time in Sleeper class on the train) so we collapsed. We awoke to mystery wiring (no two switches did the same thing twice) a TV where every channel in English was suspiciously fuzzy but those in Indian languages were sharp and loud, and a shower that exhibited all the symptoms of a prostate problem.

The TV proved not to be an issue as one touch of the wall socket caused it to collapse. We were happy to have it inoperable, perhaps because the first signs of hysteria were setting in but we were eating books anyway.

At least it was quiet. Except for the chipmunks. Each side of the building seemed to have a male critter intent on calling the city its own. Oh yes, and the carrom board factory exactly opposite our room window, planing and banging 14 hours a day.

The pressure was rising. The best thing to do was go into Parharganj, the centre of ‘Backpackistan’, it’ll be lovely there right? I mean it’s geared for people like us isn’t it? These touts the Book warns of really can’t be that bad, can they?

If you like your personal space, if you’re susceptible to any level of flattery whatsoever, if you’re thirsting for a chat with a local, if you’re unable to keep your gaze from passing over any kind of commercially available good you can think of then…this is not the place for you.

At this time, I had never been anywhere that’s so tiring just to stand and exist. Parharganj is a bazaar and hotel packed area of Delhi that has been a stopover for years. The streets (especially the sides) run alive with rats and sputum and excrement and shop rubbish. Its crumbling sides consist of tumble-down buildings which are plaited with hotels, shops, and bars.

Walking down it the relatively few times we did on this visit spawned two games with Lucy and me that have stuck with us right up to now. The first is ‘blank something?’ and is very useful for lightening a situation or expressing venom in a controlled manner.

‘Blank something?’ has its roots in the Indian salesman-on-the-street’s general lack of awareness of sales technique. It starts with “come see my shop”, goes on to “very good price” but very often ends with “buy something” but not without going through a crescendo of pleading which can sometimes verge on aggression.

This patter is completely impervious to polite nos, explanations as to why you don’t want it, how you can’t carry it, how you’ve already got one thank you. But ‘buy something’ is the key, you see.

It can be translated into almost any good or service thus:

  • Money: change something?
  • Transport: go somewhere?
  • Drugs: smoke something?
  • Food: eat/drink something?

As you can see, it can encompass almost every backpacker food group or general requirement and requires the bare minimum of English on the part of the tout, which matters not really because if you are fool enough to bite in any way you’ll soon be passed on to a bewildering array of other, perhaps more insistent members of the team while your first friend goes out fishing for more.

It translates to the animal kingdom too, albeit in a have-to-be-there way, as “dog something?” can apply to those street dogs who stop in the middle of their important-seeming missions/activities to look at you with uncannily human intent.

We’ve been asked “go somewhere?” by rickshaw drivers while getting out and paying another rickshaw driver, having arrived where we wanted to go.

The ultimate had to be one chap, whose wares I cannot now remember, going through the whole of the pleading stage as we were walking away but ending with “something…….something?”, to which we had to stop because of the laughter and even he couldn’t keep a straight face.

We’re not fans of the banana pancake end of the backpacker’s menu but you’d think the food was OK, maybe? Yes it is but the service is truly atrocious. By now we’re almost used to eating meals in turn or in parts because that’s when your food comes to you but here is where it started.

But the attitudes of eaterie staff stank to high heaven too. We’re nice polite English types who probably say thank you far too often and believe queues exist outside of British airspace, not the demanding sour-mushed types of all nationalities who seem to get what they want, when they want it. We use smiles and everything…

Which brings me to the second game, which isn’t so much a game as an extension of the rant I had after Hampi & Goa against the attitudes of some travellers to Indians. Aside from the middle-aged crowd, we have now coined the definition of a whole swathe of fellow travellers and I’d like you all to use it from now on. The APC, or Aladdin Pant Crew, are marching on down the trail blazed by their grandparents, funded by their parents, and are conspicuous by their choice of trouser. Much more on this as time goes on. For now, all you dear APC please take note – the only Indians not laughing their arses off at your leg attire are the ones who sold them to you. I’ve seen them.

One day we decide to go to the large commercial centre of Connaught Place in order to soak up a bit of Indian good news and cleanse out the anxiety.

Connaught Place is a huge circular complex of parks and shops and had a lot of Commonwealth Games money spent on its renovation. Immediately we could see why the games were nearly late, were dogged by difficulties and why there are a slew of arrests and lawsuits now flying about.

Piles of sand, stolen marble slabs, plants already dead, useful shops replaced by parking lots, Reebok allowed to have 3 shops in half a mile – it stinks of corruption.

By this time we really had had enough and camped ourselves up in our hotel with our books until it was time to leave Delhi for a couple of days in Agra.

Agra, the home of a World Wonder, the Taj Mahal, and one of the greatest love stories the world has ever known…that should be good…

In true Delhi style it didn’t start well. Having got to the train station, I experienced my first taste of the Indian ‘queue’. Leaving (not arriving, mind you) one has to go through a security check before getting to the platforms. The first stage is putting your baggage through an x-ray machine which is half-watched by security types spitting paan all over the shop and not doing much else.

While your bag gets irradiated you then have to get yourself through a metal detector which I’ll put money on not having worked for months. This happens all over the world without incident but at this Delhi train station it was shown to me that the sides of any queue here are porous, just waiting for the latest to arrive to nip in and take their rightful place. Also that the sharpness of the female Indian elbow is in direct proportion to her age.

By the time I got through, one of our bags had fallen off the conveyor and was underneath with all the paan and dust and crap. Down there I was shown no mercy and was soundly trampled into the floor.

In a confusion of rage and fear we boarded the train before it had been cleaned and were shooed off unceremoniously by the staff. I have no shame in letting you know I cried and shook on the platform, much to the distress of Lucy and my observing fellow passengers. If only they had been able to hear my murderous thoughts.

Our Indian honeymoon period felt well and truly over as we pulled away and I tried to pull myself together.

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Hampi, Karnataka

On October 31, 2010, in Accommodation, Hampi, India, Karnataka, by Karl Hartland

After a week in Anjuna we decided (through fate and desire in equal measure) to head out of Goa for 4 nights last week, Hampi our destination.

In the next state along to the east, Karnataka, Hampi lies in an unreal setting of fractured boulders. This is OLD country, the remnants of a granite up-welling, rock fans, that occurred around 2.5 billion years ago. The granite came veined with crystalline seams which weathered in the millennia that have passed, splitting the rock into boulders and lots of them. Said to be some of the best climbing territory in India, a lot of these are humongous and they teeter and balance in impossible piles.

But it’s what people have done, and are still doing with this area of the Deccan plateau which makes the magic.

We rocked up on the train, this time taking a non-AC sleeper. Having rode la-de-da in AC Chair from Mumbai to Goa and having mellowed to India (hopefully She to us also), we were looking forward to seeing another angle on the mighty India railways.

Chai, samosi and the mad mixture of rice, nibbles and sauce we have neither tried nor worked out the formula for, flowed as usual.

We didn’t get the constant although slightly niffy comfort of AC but we did get all the smells of the passing country as it moved from deep jungle green to the reds and browns of the earth beneath, moving inland. The sleeper benches were harder than AC chairs and the company was less well-heeled but we found it well. The benches come down to form beds at night, kept in place with chains, like such carriages everywhere but you could see that the old girl had seen some human traffic; it looked more than 30 years older than the 2007 date of manufacture stamped on the window.

Once free of the train we were bum-rushed outside the main entrance by an army of rickshaw drivers, many of whom swore blind that we shouldn’t go with the guy the hostel had sent to pick us up but with them instead. Sorry chums but the man with my name on a card in his hands wins every time, in a strange town.

We were in Hospet, around 30 min rickshaw ride from Hampi and we darted through a diluted version of Mumbai traffic.

On arriving in Hampi we were taxed 10 Rs to enter as tourists, an act so swift and by-the-by that it feels fraudulent but is actually official.

We’d seen boulders and henge-like structures grow in size on the way but suddenly we were in the main Bazaar or market area, nipping through narrow alleys between hostels, shops and restaurants. We stayed at the Gopi guest-house, one of the more prominent outfits, in their second site across the way from the main building which houses a roof-top restaurant.

Our room was nice and clean and fairly large, with a roof-top area of our own but we couldn’t use this as the staff were almost permanently camped out in it to do washing, make food or even sleep at night. As ever, we spent the first evening crashed out to recover.

On waking, we began to explore. For me this meant getting my first Indian haircut. I hate having my hair cut for many reasons and the fringe I was left with only compounded my distress but I’ve now settled down into my usual handsome self.

A gora (westerner) getting a haircut seems to be hilarious for Indians and several people stopped to watch. One came with good conversation and we trooped off afterwards to discuss business, karma and the festival which was happening that night. He did invite us to eat celebratory sweets that evening with his family but he failed to materialise at the rendezvous later, more’s the pity.

I’m not sure I’ll ever get a full grip on Hinduism and its plethora of gods, festivals and regional variations thereof so please forgive and correct any of the crass errors that are bound to arise in the following.

We had arrived in time for Dasara (remover of bad fate), which in the south is the 10th day of the 9 day festival of Navratri (9 nights). Navratri is celebrated 4 times and year and is all about the mother goddess Shakti, where 9 of her forms are worshipped.

This was Sharana Navratri, the most important of the 4, during the day several bands played all day in the streets with varying degrees of talent but equal enthusiasm. The evening culminated in an elephant procession with an idol, going down the bazaar into a specially prepared area where the elephant dished out blessings with her trunk while the best of the bands let rip.

This area was then all but destroyed by military quantities of firecrackers. The remains of this arsenal was then harvested by children who did their best to maim each other with them in excellent humour. Good times!

We headed out on our first excursion the next day. Hampi bazaar is the only ‘living’ part of a huge ruined area which was once the capital of Vijayanagara, (City of Victory),  a once mighty Hindu empire founded in the 12th century and sacked by Deccan Muslims in 1565.

Hampi consists mainly of a wide, kilometre long bazaar that has stone pavilions down each side, leading up to the towering Virupaksha temple to Shiva. At the temple end, shops dominate (mainly travel, food and communications) but these peeter out as you go down into local accommodation. The money obviously sticks to the temple end and all of the hostels can be found at its right hand side as you look at it.

We went down to the other end, on foot towards and over Mantanga Hill. There’s a Nandi statue of a bull at the bottom of the hill and a shrine to Hanuman at the top, where we got a blessing of ochre on our foreheads, for a modest fee of course.

Over the other side is the stunning Achyutaraya Temple and Sule Bazaar, now deserted except for monkeys and locals who use it just to hang out in peace. It really gives an impression of how Hampi might have looked in days gone by as it is more complete. A lot of Hampi stone has been re-appropriated for the modern business of tourism and local lodgings, sparking a preservation battle.

We went on from there to the main attraction, the 16th century Vittala Temple, dedicated to an aspect of Vishnu.

We took advantage of an offer from a guide, without whom we would never have had the insight he gave to the various gems hidden in the architecture such as carvings with 5 different aspects and musical pillars tuned to mimic actual instruments when struck. Friezes also tell the trading story of the area; Portuguese, Chinese and Arab visitors drove bargains for diamonds and horses. A great place.

After this, we succumbed to the standard rickshaw tour which takes in a museum (great statues, artefacts and a scale model of the whole area), the former Royal Enclosure, the Queen’s Baths and Elephant stables (sadly sans pachyderms). We headed back culturally sated but hungry.

There are unfair, guidebook-based rumours circulated about the poor cuisine in Hampi. These are unfair in the main but I would recommend Gopi for breakfast and Vikky’s roof terrace and Prince’s for dinner. These same rumours laud the Mango Tree which can be found outside the main site, down by the ghats on the river. Yes, the food is amazing but be prepared to be eaten alive yourself as you chow down.

The next day we went hiking. Taking a coracle across the seething Tungabhadra river (after much haggling and inflation of the effort involved to get across) we set out for the Hanuman Temple atop one of the tallest hills. This was well worth the trek and the braving of weightlifting-class monkeys who prowl the 570 steps. At the top is a shrine to Hanuman and his mother and we received more blessings there. Hanuman is Lucy’s favourite Hindu deity while mine is Ganesha, the elephant-headed god who is lord of obstacles and writing.

As an atheist, I have to express the genuine spring in the step which blessings have given us, even aside being a few rupees lighter each time.

We tromped back along back roads through paddy fields that have gushing irrigation channels. The sight of us brought much grinning and head waggling from locals in SUVs and rickshaws. We began to think we must be mad to be hiking in the land of the rickshaw. At one point an SUV screeched to a halt next to us and kids, as bewildered as we were, were pushed through the windows by their parents by use of their ankles to shake our hands and say hello. As quickly as they came, they were off again, tooting the horn until out of sight.

We cut by a ruined bridge into Virupapur Gaddi, a small settlement across from Hampi. This is a peaceful haven for yoga and climbers but is cut off from Hampi after the last river crossings at about 6pm.

We spent most of the next day there waiting for our sleeper bus back to Goa in the evening. Sleeper buses are no such thing but I’ll expand on this in a future post on Goa.

So that’s Hampi; full of smiling children, friendly dogs and cows (in various states of health I’m afraid; we saw some terrible sights of animal neglect but never cruelty), gods, chalk art in the doorways and ruins.

I sincerely hope that the clearly advertised educational and environment charities/NGOs there succeed in making the area sustainable and keeping it beautiful. We want to return.

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Vagator Beach

On October 12, 2010, in beach, Goa, India, vagator, by Karl Hartland

We’re getting more adventurous by the day, as we get more acclimatised to being here in Goa.

Yesterday, we took a warm but not too long walk along the coast north to Vagator beach.

This is very different from Anjuna beach (pics of this to be posted when we’ve taken them); soft flat sand here with no stalls or bars on the beach. After the trance and dub there (at greatly varying volumes and quality from bar to bar) and the much rougher sand and rocks, it was a welcome change.

Cows wandered, Indian holiday-makers played in the surf and we got some cracking views of the sun going down sat amongst litter-free rock pools filled with zebra fish.

We ambled back via The Mango Tree bar who served us up some winning food. We had Goan fish curry (me) and Lucy had something cheesy (vegetable queen) and they were both something else. Nom.

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The base in Anjuna

On October 11, 2010, in Accommodation, Anjuna, Goa, India, by Karl Hartland

We’ve really landed on our feet here in Anjuna, staying in the guesthouse complex of a friendly Goan family just minutes from Anjuna beach. We like it so much we’re coming back here for another week after a 4 day trip to Hampi.

We’ve not done much accept moo around the bars and restaurants so far but here are some pics of Anjuna Palms until we’re ready to put up our next main post.

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